Chapter 560 - - 484 trash a basket_3

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Later on, even when he trashed people online, he still didn’t awaken a second skill due to the overshadowing of major news;

The woman named Yu Lian was a middle-aged woman in her forties, and her keyword was self-amusement;

When she possessed the body, Yu Lian was at home comforting herself with a showerhead, which, coincidentally, aligned with her keyword and allowed her to awaken a skill called Entertainment on the spot. When she enjoyed herself alone, no one could disturb her and her happiness would double;

But she was strong-willed, and despite awakening a useless skill, she didn’t give up on herself. She resolutely sought like-minded people on the combat network, forming an organization called the self-amusement group, which advocated entertainment without external constraints…

As a result, she awakened a second skill:

Blow Your Own Trumpet: Boasting about oneself and being one’s own audience; immersing in your own world, you can ignore the gazes of others.

Both skills were rubbish, and logically, Yu Lian’s safest bet would have been to hide away quietly and survive till the end of the Alien Battlefield.

But Duge published the list of all suspicious individuals, pushing her into a corner, and after much thought, for self-preservation, she had no choice but to seek refuge with the National Defense Bureau.

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After hearing the description of Yu Lian’s two awakened skills, Duge was completely shocked. He had seen his fair share of rubbish skills, but he had never encountered anyone as useless as Yu Lian.

Of course.

It’s possible that skills like hers have always existed on the Alien Battlefield, but those who awakened such skills probably would have lain low until the end, remaining obscure and anonymous, which is why they were not widespread.

Only this time, big data made it impossible to hide.

Lucky for him, Pan-Universe Entertainment didn’t assign him such a keyword. He’d have needed to use Sea God’s Power even without wanting to.

The Alien Battlefield truly is a game of luck; no matter how smart a person is, they can’t stand up to lousy randomly-assigned keywords and trash skills!

Of course.

Skills like Yu Lian’s aren’t beyond redemption. Her first skill, Entertainment, is actually a rather awesome self-protection skill. With the addition of a shared keyword, it could even result in group self-protection, although the scene might be a bit eye-watering.

Jia Mingyang with his trash talk and no second skill yet awakened still had a slim hope for growth…

As for the remaining Alien Warriors.

There was one whose keyword was Mediocre:

He awakened the skill Mediocre: any work or matter that passed through his hands was bound to have mistakes;

Perfunctory: When he used this skill, his lazy state could make everyone in the team feel extremely bad;

Ordinary:

Commoner: You can hide in the crowd, with no one able to spot you;

Make Trouble Out of Nothing: While using this skill, things that were originally going smoothly would suddenly become fraught with problems;

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In short.

Apart from Feng Zhong and Zhang Xueqi, the rest were basically Beancurd Dregs, the kind you can’t even use for publicity, let alone fighting.

Poor Luo Yan, if the National Defense Bureau was comprised of such a group of people, they really were at a loss with that bunch of trouble-making Alien Warriors outside!

Even Duge was powerless to combine these wastes to create a fighting squad.

After seeing these guys’ keywords, even Zhang Xueqi became confident.

Of course.

Not all were completely useless.

The guy with the keyword Decisive was not bad at all.

He awakened the skill Act Quickly and Decisively: No matter how ordinary his moves were, they would come with the special effects of thunder and strong winds;

Another skill was Swift Battle: In any battle he participated in, using this skill would triple the speed of his own team;

There was also a female contestant with the keyword Pleasant:

She awakened the skill Pleasant: When she smiled, the anger levels in the hearts of those around her would gradually diminish;

And a rather preposterous skill Heart-to-Heart Talk on Bed: She could forcibly bring a target into bed to talk foot-to-foot with, and as long as she kept talking, the other couldn’t stop either;

It was considered a control skill, but the downside was that the two people in conversation were not immune to external damage…

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