Chapter 366 - - 364 Chong Mountain Great Victory_1

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“Fuck, he really has an undying body!” Gao Ming’s eyes widened with worry as he asked, “Brother Du, if this unkillable guy betrays us, how are we going to deal with him?”

“What betrayal, don’t talk nonsense, he’s our general,” Duge’s unexpected windfall from Wu Chang’s outburst was substantial. He scolded Gao Ming with a glance and then shifted his tone, “Undying is all, not invincible. If he really dares to rebel, just stuff him in an iron can full of rocks and soak him in water, or chain him up with iron until the war is over. He won’t be able to cause much trouble…”

Aside.

Cao Lin couldn’t help but shudder and secretly vowed never to betray Leng Shi. Others might be Evil Demons, but this guy was a true Evil Demon King, black from head to toe.

If Wu Chang knew that the Imperial Master would deal with him in such a way, he’d probably regret awakening an undying body!

Hopefully he won’t rebel!

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On the other side!

Lin Qing was dumbfounded.

Earth Ferocious Star?

You call an undying body Earth Ferocious Star?

Doesn’t the undying body deserve the title of Sky Gang?

If such a fierce and invincible general joined his army, he’d worship him like an ancestor…

Earth Ferocious Star?

It’s really fucking haunting!

If the Earth Killing Star is this powerful, how formidable must the Sky Gang be…

Lin Qing thought of the newly titled Sky Sword Star, Fairy Yunyao, and felt an inexplicable jolt in his heart!

But ultimately, as a leading talent, Lin Qing quickly calmed down upon seeing Wu Chang’s army about to charge. He gave the first order, “Sound the drums, all soldiers, face the enemy, cut down the soldiers behind Wu Chang, and entrap Wu Chang.”

Boom boom boom!

The sound of drums rose.

A troop of cavalry charged out from the battlefield, shouting as they rushed towards Wu Chang’s Earth Ferocious Army.

Their number was at least double that of the Earth Ferocious Army, charging out with an overwhelming presence.

But just as the two armies were about to clash.

On both sides of the Earth Ferocious Army.

A group suddenly ripped open their battle robes, revealing the bright red belly bands inside, or their bare, pickled bits…

When this group appeared.

Lin Qing’s cavalry was stricken with immense terror, each urgently pulling on the reins with screams echoing everywhere. Many instinctively let go of the reins and covered their eyes.

Some were even so shocked that they stiffened up and tumbled straight off the horses, getting trampled into a mush by the charging horses behind them.

In an instant.

It was a scene of men and horses overturned.

The cavalry, known as the killer of infantry on the battlefield, were thrown into chaos, colliding and trampling each other, and their mighty charge was forcibly halted.

Then, on the other side of the Earth Ferocious Army, the many soldiers running forward suddenly started to shed their armor piece by piece, some began crawling on the ground, others hopping on one leg, and yet others were standing on their hands…

All manner of bizarre behavior that should never occur on the battlefield inexplicably did just that.

When the Earth Tease Army launched their action, it was only the opposing cavalry thrown into disarray by the perverted shock.

But the absurdity of the Earth Alien Army was contagious.

The first to be infected were the still-charging Earth Ferocious Army, who also like possessed began sticking out their tongues, rolling their eyes back, and playing the splits on horseback.

Wu Chang at the forefront was not spared either. Suddenly flipping over, belly up, on all fours like a spider, he charged towards Lin Qing’s military formation. His prominent parts were aimed straight at Lin Qing’s command flag, a sight filled with insult.

As the absurdity spread, the more people were infected, the faster it dispersed.

The battlefield was densely packed with people.

Soon enough.

The bizarre behavior had spread to Lin Qing’s cavalry. Licking elbows, licking the tips of noses, using two fingers to pull up from the nostrils, tugging at their hair hopping around, trying to lift something up…

All sorts of oddities, each more peculiar than the last.

“Earth Tease Army, Earth Alien Army… Dammit!” Lin Qing’s eyes bulged with rage, his face black as the bottom of a pot, his head buzzing. Hearing reports from scouts was one thing, but witnessing it firsthand was entirely different.

This ultimate visual shock was beyond his imagination. He swallowed several times, continuously wiping the sweat that seeped from his forehead, “How… how… how are we supposed to fight this war?”

The drumming had stopped long ago.

Lin Qing maintained strict military discipline, and the soldiers in the ranks always held their positions. But now, as they watched the chaos on the battlefield, each one was beside themselves with confusion.

Many soldiers simply dropped their weapons and turned to run back.

Their morale plummeted.

At this point, who cared about military discipline when avoiding the contagion was the logical thing to do.

Soldiers are different from generals, their access to information is limited, and most of them have no idea that the symptoms of the Earth Tease Army and the Earth Alien Army are only temporary.

Once a large army begins to retreat, be it tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands, they have no fighting power at all, and moreover, it can’t be stopped.

However, their speed of escape cannot compare to the absurd contagion of the Earth Alien Army.

Duge severely doubted that Ge Zong’s absurd contagion was increasing geometrically.

Before long, even the commander-in-chief Lin Qing raised his hands and began to gesture a heart above his head, while his deputy frantically tried to stuff his feet into his own mouth…

In a short time, Lin Qing’s corps was wailing like ghosts and howling like wolves, with almost no one sane left.

Weapons clinked and clattered to the ground, no one could hold onto their weapons while making bizarre movements, unless one was stabbing oneself with their own spear…

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Seeing row upon row of archers throwing down their longbows and turning into strangely behaving lunatics, crawling on the arrow towers, puffing their cheeks, and pretending to be toads, Shen Yu felt a sense of despair. It’s over!

Indeed, he shouldn’t have harbored any hope for luck.

How can one person possibly fight against six?

Moreover.

There are four in the top ten on the other side…

With a hardened heart, Shen Yu leaped down from the arrow tower, flapping about as he joined the fleeing army.

Next to him, Dou Xiu, who had been performing handstands, pushed hard off the ground with his hands, his head down and feet up, determined to escape this eerie battlefield, swearing in his heart that once back, he would find a secluded mountain to retire to—never to leave unless the Heavenly Demon perished.

Just as he took flight, Shi Ji, who had buried his head between his legs, zipped into the sky with a swoosh right beside him.

In the moment their paths intersected, they briefly made eye contact, and in that instant, both saw in the other’s eyes a mix of terror, shame, embarrassment, and utter self-contempt…

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“Fuck!”

Gao Ming was dumbfounded.

It was also his first time witnessing such a scene. After swallowing several times, he couldn’t calm himself down, “Brother Du, is Ge Zong really that strong?”

“Yeah.” Duge nodded, pretending to be calm, but inside he sighed with admiration—although the chances of acquiring skills were getting lower, the skills themselves were becoming more and more unreasonable.

If this continues, the Alien Battlefield will truly become unplayable.

If he had known this would happen in the last Alien Battlefield, he wouldn’t have been so high-profile. It’s much better to fight with a bunch of scrappers than with a bunch of lunatics!

He had forgotten that both the Earth Tease Army and the Earth Alien Army were established by him; without his involvement, Xiang Li and Ge Zong might never have awakened such perverse skills…

“Brother Du, it won’t be contagious to us, will it?”

Gao Ming asked in a frightened manner.

Cao Lin had already silently retreated several steps; he had already experienced an embarrassing incident once and didn’t want a second one.

“No.” Duge flew into the air and mustered all his Inner Strength, “Ge Zong, Xiang Li, withdraw your Divine Skills.”

His voice echoed across the entire battlefield.

The next moment.

Everyone returned to normal.

But not a single person had the will to fight anymore; the battlefield was eerily quiet, occasionally broken by a groan or the neighing of a warhorse…

Looking at the two Grandmasters who straightened their bodies in the air, eager to flee, Duge called out again, “Grandmaster Dou, Grandmaster Shi, please stay.”

Dou Xiu and Shi Ji shuddered, stopping mid-air. They faced Duge with pained expressions, trembling and daring not to move.

Gao Ming also flew to Duge’s side.

Three swords circled around her, and she looked coldly at the two Grandmasters opposite, haughtily uttering three words, “Move, and die.”

Duge looked down upon Lin Qing under the commander’s flag and smiled faintly, “Marshal Lin, will you fight, or will you surrender?”

From beneath the commander’s flag, Lin Qing surveyed the battlefield with a vacant look in his eyes.

He had anticipated defeat, but never in such a bizarre manner.

A two-hundred-thousand-strong army crumbled like dust in the face of the Heavenly Demon within minutes.

Would there still be a place for him in the battles to come?

“Will you fight, or will you surrender?” Duge asked again.

“I surrender.” Lin Qing closed his eyes in anguish, clenched his fists, and spat out a single word.

Duge laughed and declared loudly, “The commander-in-chief has surrendered, those who kneel shall not be killed.”

Duge’s soldiers had long been exposed to the combat styles of the Earth Tease Army and the Earth Alien Army, their mental fortitude hammered to be tremendously strong, and they had already returned to normal long ago.

Their daily wolf-like cultural training also made them adept at shouting slogans, and they promptly chanted, “The commander-in-chief has surrendered, those who kneel shall not be killed.”

The call spread to every corner of the battlefield, and the soldiers of Lin Qing’s army, already exhausted by various odd tortures, stopped their flight upon hearing the words, gradually kneeling on the ground.

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