Chapter 350 - - 348 Earth Tease Army Debut_1

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In the information age, every modern person bombarded with excessive information knows the importance of public opinion and intelligence.

As early as when he had conquered Yutang Pass, Duge had dispersed many spies, Dragon Teeth included but not limited to, to gather intelligence, spread public opinion, and various advanced thoughts.

The publication of the Linyang Daily Newspaper was also accomplished by these spies.

The trend was fundamentally driven by this group of people; without them, Duge’s attributes wouldn’t have increased so rapidly.

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The news of Emperor Chongming’s troops moving out was delivered to his desk immediately.

On the day he received the news, Duge immediately deployed Xiang Li’s Earth Tease Army, Ge Zong’s Earth Alien Army, and Huangfu Yue’s Earth Wisdom Army, three great forces that traveled quickly downstream along the Yang River, launching surprise attacks on Linjiang City and the northern part of the river.

After the enhancement of Duge’s spiritual power, his control over water became even more proficient, and using the river to transport troops could indeed achieve the effect of lightning warfare.

Speed is of the essence in warfare.

The most difficult tactic to defend against among the many is lightning warfare.

The Earth Tease Army and the Earth Alien Army served as the main force in these two battles, with the Earth Wisdom Army providing escorts.

Strictly speaking, the Earth Tease Army and the Earth Alien Army were still composed of original soldiers and didn’t require additional training; they just needed to let loose.

Abnormal and outrageous behaviors are akin to each other; to people with normal thinking, both behaviors are actually very difficult to accept.

The soldiers were not Alien Warriors; they did not carry the hope of a planet on their backs, and there was no sense of crisis that they would die if they couldn’t beat others. Upon hearing their commander’s orders, most of the soldiers were resistant to what they had to do.

But solving this problem was very simple.

Since ancient times, wealth has moved the hearts of people.

Whether one becomes abnormal entirely depends on whether the money you give is enough.

A great deal of Silver Coin was scattered about.

The soldiers of the Earth Tease Army and the Earth Alien Army smoothly completed the psychological process of “I’m not that kind of person,” “I am that kind of person,” “Don’t treat me as a person,” and “I’m not going to be human anymore.”

After breaking through the psychological defenses and taking the first step, the soldiers of the two armies completely let loose, ascending both body and mind, and quickly became immersed in the euphoric feeling of breaking free from worldly constraints, unable to extricate themselves.

Duge had never expected Xiang Li and Ge Zong’s troops to be very powerful in battle; instead, he hoped to use this to stimulate the advancement of their skills.

The advanced skills of Alien Warriors were the trump cards for his conquests.

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Just as with Linyang City.

Linjiang and Jiangbei, the two cities, had no substantial garrisons.

Corresponding to Qingwu Country were East Ridge, Wolf Ping, and Yutang Pass; once these three passes were breached, the retreating soldiers would be sufficient to defend the cities, and there was no need to specifically set up troops for defense.

Who could have expected that the fourth princess, Luo Shuang, would suddenly rise within Chongming Country and inversely capture the three border passes?

After the fall of Linyang City.

The nearest cities of Linjiang and Jiangbei had always lived in fear, worried that one day, the army of the fourth princess would come and attack.

Especially since Duge had been vigorously promoting various forms of propaganda in Linyang, causing widespread alarm. The wealthy families with the means and assets had long since left in advance.

The ones left behind were the officials and common folk who had no way to leave.

These two cities, with almost no fighting strength, were perfect for the Earth Tease Army and the Earth Alien Army to train their troops.

When Duge’s force arrived outside the city, and he lifted the waters of the moat onto the city walls with one hand, the city guard of Linjiang City had the fortune to witness the debut of the Tease and Alien forces.

The Earth Tease Army made their appearance first.

Lying atop a war chariot, with a dog collar around her neck, led by a dog leash by her deputy, Xiang Li, of the Earth Tease Star, stood up and, at the moment when she lifted her clothes and let out a cackling laugh towards Linjiang City.

The Earth Tease Army launched their charge.

There were tall, burly men wearing tight, bright red clothes, with their chests, arms, and thighs all exposed, charging as if they were young girls, hugging their upper arms to their sides, twisting their waists as they ran forward…

Some wrapped themselves in thick cloaks, a sleazy smile on their faces, winking seductively at the soldiers on the city walls while one hand moved constantly under the cloak;

Others went mad licking their own weapons on the battlefield, some even stripped naked right there…

The battlefield was filled with all kinds of bizarre voices such as “Come and play, my lord” and “Tear it apart, my darling.”

In short.

The Earth Tease Army had just made their debut, not only stupefying the city defense forces on the walls of Linjiang City but also leaving the Earth Wisdom Army under Huangfu Yue petrified behind them.

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“Imperial Master, can we kill the enemy like this?” Huangfu Yue’s eyes twitched uncontrollably, unable to bear the sight before her, and she swallowed hard, “If word of this fighting style gets out, won’t the princess’s reputation be ruined?”

Duge and the State Preceptor stood beside her.

The State Preceptor watched the chaotic battlefield with an expressionless face as if he were a high and mighty bystander.

“If we can win, it won’t happen.” Duge stared intently at the battleground, in fact, what was displayed on the battlefield was not yet perverse, even far from the level of Wang San at his peak, who with just one look, could make people tremble all over.

As for Xiang Li’s soldiers, they seemed more like they were putting on a performance, some of them even bursting into laughter.

Still, it was quite impressive for a few thousand soldiers to perform to this extent on the battlefield.

After all, they had only trained for a little over two days, and their understanding of perversity was still limited to exaggerated body language and attire.

But to those with little experience like Huangfu Yue and her peers, this bunch had already achieved sufficient levels of perversity.

Duge was waiting.

Waiting for Xiang Li’s skills to awaken.

Xiang Li did not disappoint him. After her Earth Tease Army used water from the protective moat, arranged by Duge, to form water ladders and ascend the city walls,

she personally ripped off the neck of a city defense soldier and sucked a mouthful of blood from his throat…

Then, at that moment, the Earth Tease Army underwent a qualitative transformation.

The moment those robed soldiers flung open their robes on the city wall, exposing their bodies, the opposing soldiers didn’t come at them with spears but instead dropped their weapons instinctively, covered their eyes, and let out hysterical screams.

Big burly men in women’s clothes wiggled their hips, struck poses, and with the phrase, “Brother, am I pretty?” the opposing soldiers would reflexively vomit uncontrollably until they couldn’t stand straight.

The horror-stricken soldiers made it convenient for those knife-wielding psychopaths on the walls who took pleasure in killing.

They could easily rush up and emit a cackling laugh, shouting “little darling” as they seized those utterly defenseless victims and severed their heads…

Once the perverts stormed the city wall, the well-prepared city defense forces of Linjiang City crumbled in an instant, hardly presenting any effective fighting force.

Huangfu Yue gaped in shock: “Is… is this the Earth Tease Army? This is too exaggerated!”

The fighting style of the Earth Tease Army was indeed something she couldn’t get used to, but what frightened her even more was the virtually lossless outcome they achieved.

Although it’s said that the compassionate cannot command an army, no general wishes their soldiers to make pointless sacrifices.

Especially in sieges, where each battle is constructed atop a heap of numerous lives.

Just like Linjiang City, despite having only slightly over two thousand city defense soldiers.

If Duge hadn’t intervened, her Earth Wisdom Army wouldn’t have been able to take down the city at all, even if Duge had sent her soldiers up the walls using the water ladders, it wouldn’t have been possible to capture the city unscathed like the Earth Tease Army did.

If given the choice, she would rather have her own troops be such perverts.

Xiang Li did not let her perverts run amok; after intimidating the morale and breaking the combat spirit of all the city defense troops,

she wiped a trace of blood from the corner of her mouth to the corner of her eye, then casually planted the “Tease” flag atop the city wall. After that, she shot down the wall like an arrow, all the way to Duge.

Her speed was many times faster than before.

Once in front of Duge, she lay on the ground, frolicking like a real dog, before showing a pleasing smile to Duge: “Master, your dog has won.”

Left on the city wall were bands of Earth Tease Army soldiers, bewildered, not knowing what had happened, and the city defense forces of Linjiang City, utterly terrified and trembling.

Looking at Xiang Li on the ground, Duge asked, “Awakened a skill?”

Xiang Li nodded, her heart brimming with joy: “Perverse Army Soul; I can bestow a true heart of perversion upon my subordinates, making them completely selfless.”

Huangfu Yue, seeing the naked Xiang Li, couldn’t help frowning and muttered under her breath, “Disgusting pervert!”

Xiang Li gave her a wide grin, her pupils rolling upward, revealing the whites of her eyes below.

This terrifying smile made Huangfu Yue pale with shock, nearly falling from her horse, and by the time she collected herself, the sense of dread had already dissipated when she looked at Xiang Li again.

Huangfu Yue clutched her spear, her palms sweaty, her face drained of color.

She suddenly realized that even though she had broken through to Innate, if Xiang Li smiled at her a few more times, she truly might not be a match for her.

Is this the Heavenly Demon?

Unbothered by Xiang Li’s antics, Duge simply laughed, satisfied with Xiang Li: “Good, from now on, you will have your own army and will defend Linjiang City.”

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